Well, this is something I really wish I had thought of.  The crude but perfect blend of current pop culture and archaic death theory.

I used to watch Maury with my roommate every afternoon in college.  “Remember that you, too, shall die and you ARE THE FATHER.”  Excuse me while I watch this .gif loop for hours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtWssdauME

via http://radstronomical.tumblr.com/ and Zoë Georgina Stonyk

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