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Oh holy hell what is this about cantaloupes?

WASHINGTON — Federal health officials said Wednesday more illnesses and possibly more deaths may be linked to an outbreak of listeria in cantaloupe in coming weeks.

So far, the outbreak has caused at least 72 illnesses – including up to 16 deaths – in 18 states, making it the deadliest food outbreak in the United States in more than a decade.

I fucking love cantaloupes. They’re so orange and refreshing and if I eat them with bacon I feel vaguely European and good about myself.  Shouldn’t violent food deaths be associated with rotten chicken juice?  Not the innocuous and pleasant cantaloupe!

I’ll just do this with my remaining ‘loupes.

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