Dearest Fiends,
Your mortician (seen above in crematory regalia) will be starting a video blog called “Ask a Mortician” which is outlandishly self explanatory. You ask the pertinent death questions searing the depths of your soul and I’ll answer them in interweb video form.
Welcome to the TRYIN’ SHIT portion of my career.
Ask in the comments or email deathquestions@gmail.com