Morticians become very popular ’round Halloween, for obvious reasons.  As such, I decided to take the message into my own hands with an Ask a Mortician on how Halloween turned from Celtic death ceremony to trick or treat consumerism.





Worry not though, deathlings.  Halloween may be a bit suspect, but I still love a mini KitKat and the Walgreens decoration section this time of year.  Have fun and be safe: bob for apples, not guns (this is not a real saying).

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