“Grief is different. Grief has no distance. Grief comes in waves, paroxysms, sudden apprehensions that weaken the knees and blind the eyes and obliterate the dailiness of life.” Joan Didion, The Year of Magical Thinking This is a picture of … Continue reading
September 7, 2011
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Here we speak of the legal woes of one Lindsay Lohan. For those of you not familiar with her current legal battle (understandable, as it is difficult to keep track of her various transgressions) we must first determine the material facts. … Continue reading
April 28, 2011
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Tagged jon benet ramsey, lindsay lohan, morgue |
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Deathlings, I am despondent to report that after five months and over 20,000 miles of corpse driving, I am no longer a body van driver. The Man took my beloved Mercedes Sprinter body movin’ van and replaced it with a … Continue reading
March 4, 2011
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Tagged aspirational death goals, body van, border patrol |
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Driving the body van hither and thither through the wilds of Southern California, I have come to appreciate music I wouldn’t normally listen to. By the time I get out into the great beyond (i.e. anywhere significantly outside of Los … Continue reading
February 7, 2011
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Tagged american death, corpses, country music |
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“Worms, vermin, everything that swarms in the dark depths of burial vaults and tombs, is a source of life. There is an undeniable correlation between corruption and life.” –Mary Shelley, introduction to Frankenstein Your Mortician likes to keep a tidy … Continue reading
January 31, 2011
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Tagged corpses, final wishes, glass coffin |
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