dethb00k reviewz: “The Funeral Planner”

This week, New York Magazine featured a story about Elizabeth Meyer, a sassy young funeral planner who happens to be a, “stunning 26-year-old brunette” with a background in fashion. …the mortuary started her as… 

July 30, 2011 | Blog

Today’s wrathful thoughts.

Your Mortician has been tutoring a pair of twins for almost a year now.  They are a holdover from when I used to be a poor death school student.  Here they are kicking it colonial in one of our Ecstasy of Decay films.  Hi Ladies! Today we were talk... 

July 24, 2011 | Blog

Tales from the Decomposing Meat Dress Front

This is from a story in the LA Times about a local taxidermist preserving Gaga’s meat dress.  The dress wasn’t well preserved, and was rotting when it was delivered to his shop.  But this brave soul was like, “they paid me upfront so fuck it. 

July 19, 2011 | Blog

Dispatches from the Universal Order

Dear Friends, Hark! Changes be afoot at the Order of the Good Death! I have a new tumblr: CLICK ME FOR THE NEW TUMBLR This will allow for your daily injection of… 

May 31, 2011 | Blog

Fauxmains, or Man Made Death

I’m now going to share with you something I hate. I hate when people are REALLY SUPER PROUD of themselves for doing something sort- of- mildly “quirky” with cremated ashes.  Now, by… 

March 30, 2011 | Experimental Death

One Track Baby, Born to Decay

  This post features the lyrical stylings of Shannon Cwikla, valiant comrade of the Order, who you may know from her portrayal of the grotesque corpse in our most recent Ecstasy of… 

March 7, 2011 | Experimental Death

Requiem for a Body Van

Deathlings, I am despondent to report that after five months and over 20,000 miles of corpse driving, I am no longer a body van driver. The Man took my beloved Mercedes Sprinter… 

March 4, 2011 | Illustrious Corpses