In the name of DETH.

Yes, I call Death, “Deth."  I do it all the time.  DethSkool, DethVideo, DethJob, etc.  Deth the post modern, lighthearted internet version of the more traditional DEATH, which holds the Scarlet Letter “A" and arouses mortal fear and leads to shunning by the townspeople. Turns out urban dictionary has several conflicting thoughts on the origin and intended uses for the word Deth. Woah, woah.  WOAH.  Hold on there buddy, deth absolutely IS a retarded way to spell death.  Except you spelled retarded “retarted"… but then again I’m spelling deth the retarded way… so I’m having a hard time figuring out which one of us is actually retarded and that’s CONFUSING FOR ME. Yes?!  Right.  Thank You. Man, I also have excused a lot of girly men in my day because of their power to shred guitar.  So I hear what this guy is saying. Vive la deth! 

August 18, 2011 | Blog

Tip O’ the Skull Cap to You, Good Sir

Tibet does death better.  This is a fact, not an opinion. Kapala’s or skull caps, are bowls fashioned from the round upper portion of a human cranium.  They are often decorated with silver, carvings, and jewels.  They are used in ritual to appease... 

August 16, 2011 | Blog

In case you were wondering…

I was on the City of Los Angeles Bureau of Sanitation page, looking for the phone number for bulky item pickup (au revoir, dear old couch). One of my options is “Dead Animal Collection.” Uh, yes please. Refuse  Refuse Services Dead Animal Collec... 

August 15, 2011 | Blog

Well looky here! As of today, this is what you’d see if…

Well looky here! As of today, this is what you’d see if you were to meander over to the Order of the Good Death’s website. The original website platform by the talented folk at National Headquarters is being expanded by Miss. Stephanie Cheng Smith ... 

August 14, 2011 | Blog