There’s always stories about celebrity ash smoking or ash…

There’s always stories about celebrity ash smoking or ash snorting or ash eating.  It seems to go with the fame, somehow.  Usually I find it kind of crude, but I’m a big fan of this just released video about smoking postmortem Tupac. FYI, Pac loved “chicken and the BEACH.” "Yeah, it’s definitely true. I think it was the night of, we had a little memorial for him, with his mom, his family and s*it," Young Noble said. "And we hit the beach, do a lot of s*it he liked on the beach. Some weed, some chicken wings, he loved orange soda and all that kind of s*it. Pac loved that kind of s*it, so we were giving him our own farewell that night. That night, I forget which one of us came up with that s*it." "I came up with that s*it, if you listen to ‘Black Jesus’ he says last wishes, n*ggas smoke my ashes, so that was a request that he had. Now whether how serious he was about it, we took the s*it serious," E.D.I. added in. 

August 30, 2011 | Blog

Gothic wallpapers have been around since I was 15 and have…

Gothic wallpapers have been around since I was 15 and have changed not. at. all.  Ravens perched on photoshopped foggy cemetery gates for everyone’s desktop!  This one is called “Touch of Death.”  You’re welcome. Touch of death is a great wallpaper for your computer desktop and it is available in HD resolutions. Touch of death is part of the Gothic wallpapers collection. Touch of death stock photo was tagged with: touch,death,gothic. 

August 19, 2011 | Blog

In the name of DETH.

Yes, I call Death, “Deth."  I do it all the time.  DethSkool, DethVideo, DethJob, etc.  Deth the post modern, lighthearted internet version of the more traditional DEATH, which holds the Scarlet Letter “A" and arouses mortal fear and leads to shunning by the townspeople. Turns out urban dictionary has several conflicting thoughts on the origin and intended uses for the word Deth. Woah, woah.  WOAH.  Hold on there buddy, deth absolutely IS a retarded way to spell death.  Except you spelled retarded “retarted"… but then again I’m spelling deth the retarded way… so I’m having a hard time figuring out which one of us is actually retarded and that’s CONFUSING FOR ME. Yes?!  Right.  Thank You. Man, I also have excused a lot of girly men in my day because of their power to shred guitar.  So I hear what this guy is saying. Vive la deth! 

August 18, 2011 | Blog

Tip O’ the Skull Cap to You, Good Sir

Tibet does death better.  This is a fact, not an opinion. Kapala’s or skull caps, are bowls fashioned from the round upper portion of a human cranium.  They are often decorated with silver, carvings, and jewels.  They are used in ritual to appease... 

August 16, 2011 | Blog

In case you were wondering…

I was on the City of Los Angeles Bureau of Sanitation page, looking for the phone number for bulky item pickup (au revoir, dear old couch). One of my options is “Dead Animal Collection.” Uh, yes please. Refuse  Refuse Services Dead Animal Collec... 

August 15, 2011 | Blog